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Reproduced with the kind permission of Hotpants of Kennington, who came up with the idea while out one night dancing…….clearly the music and the boys must have been very dull indeed !

All queens can be described by two adjectives, each of which describes their position on one or other axis of a two dimensional space.

The first adjective or dimension describes how well they carry it off. This is the Glamour dimension and ranges from Tragic to Diva.

The second adjective or dimension describes their attitude towards themselves. This is the Me scale and ranges from Painfully Modest to Totally Self-absorbed.

The two dimensional space created by these two axes can then be segmented into four quadrants by dividing each axis into two halves – Low and High. So we have…

High Glamour & High Me :

True Divas – we worship these people & with good reason. They are rare, but utterly fabulous.

Low Glamour & High Me :

Tragic Self-absorbed Queens – usually young & prissy with too much make-up & too many accessories. Sometimes they grow up & get over themselves, but more often they get hit by a bus because they aren’t paying attention.

High Glamour & Low Me :

Unassuming Adonises – hot, gorgeous, sexy & interesting in conversation, but at the same time endearingly down to earth. Ple-e-e-ease be my boyfriend…

Low Glamour & Low Me :

The Masses – most of us. Go out, get smashed, have a laugh & deal with the consequences tomorrow.

Bruce babe, you are a genius ;oD

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